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Rraaaaarrrgghhh
My idea. Thankyew :)
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Sarge: Yes, this is very good. Very good indeed.
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ASKTHETOYS IS FREAKING OUT
Woody: We’ll have you know, we’re really big fans of the BBC drama ‘Sherlock’ —
Buttercup: (Actually, that’s just Woody and Buzz.)
Hamm: (Probably ‘cause they can familiarize with all the bromance going on.)
Buzz: EHEM. And we decided to send out a little message to all those Sherlockians suffering from all their feels in the hopes we can help you cope. Ready, Woody?
Woody: Yeah.
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==2 hours later==
Jessie: Howdy, everyone! Our two favorite main characters are just about to get started watching the latest episode of Sherlock - let’s see how they’re doing, shall we?
Buzz: … Just for the record, this is a very trying time for us.
Jessie: *laughs* Alright, alright. I’ll leave you to it. Have fun, fellas!
Woody: FUN!? THIS IS NOT FUN, THIS IS ANTICIPATION IN ITS MOST HORRIBLE AND FINEST SENSE. But yeah, thanks. We’ll survive.
*nom*
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Hamm: You know, if we still lived in our old house, this would probably be the best camouflage in the history of… ever.
Rex: I want it.
Dolly: You’re a toy. A DINOSAUR toy. You don’t need it.
Rex: I still want it… :(
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Woody: Who else is excited for Brave this 2012?
Jessie: Whoo hoooo, just a few more months to go!
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MEI TOTALLY MEAN US, BARBIE *squeesquee*Barbie: I don’t think that can be considered a ‘good’ thing, Ken…
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So what happened here, partner?
That’s a long story, Buzz…
… I have time.
…It’s very complicated.
I am waiting, cowboy.
…You’re not going to leave me alone until I tell you, are you?
You catch on quick, Sheriff.
*he sighed, rubbing the side of his face* Okay, all right…Bo lured me in with a mistletoe…and she went a little overboard.
What’s a mistletoe?
At Christmas time, Buzz, you know how Andy’s mom always used to tie that green leafy thing over the door? That’s a mistletoe, and if two people are under it, they kiss. And Bo staged that with her sheep, and, well…*gestures to the picture*
Oh, I see. -he rubbed at his chin- Genius. How could such a simple leaf compel people to kiss? Force them to?
It’s just tradition, Buzz, the leaf doesn’t force anyone to do anything.
I just wanted to know!
Well now you do!
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